Sunday, January 14, 2007

What does the expression "It's a free country" mean to you? Like, they got laws preventing us from doing almost everything that we enjoy doing. You can't drink and drive, you can't be drunk in public places, hell, you can't even smoke in public places any more. And the big one, you have to wear clothes. Where's the freedom there? I mean, if some sweet little chickee-poo wanted to take her clothes off and walk down my street probably not too many of the guys on the street would be running to the phone to call the cops. On the other hand, if I took my clothes off and walked down the same street the 911 # would be jammed with everybody calling at the same time. It's not like I would pee on anybody's lawn or anything. What would be the harm? There's only one answer to this problem. Protest. We all have to take our clothes off and march on parliment hill. We have to do this to gain back our god given freedom to wear what we were born with. Just think of the money you'll save not having to buy clothes, not to mention the hot water bill and the detergent you wouldn't have to buy. See! This wearing of clothes is another goverment gimmick to grab tax dollars. It's your duty to rebel, so take your clothes off now and run out into the street and yell "no more". Get your neighbours involved before they call the cops if you can. Then there'll be so many nekkid peoples the cops won't know who to arrest and they'll have to take their clothes off too. Think about that gals, all those cops with no clothes on. Now you see where this can lead, huh?

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